1) You're in line at a cafe with a couple of friends. What's your go-to order?

• A canned energy drink.
• Iced coffee- with mild flavoring and maybe a creamer packet from the counter if I'm feeling spicy.
• I'm always pretty indecisive, so I let my friends give me recommendations.
• The works! Creamer, sugar, whip, double-shot espresso, caramel flavoring, a sweet drizzle..
• Green tea- mixers optional.
• Fruit juice!
• Black coffee.
• I say I'm passing on a drink, but really I'll just steal sips from one of my friends.
• Something carbonated- perhaps a soda or sparkling water.

2) You are passed the bong. You know what to do.

• Take a hit like a normal person.
• Take a hit and cough like a baby.
• Drink the water, sweet nectar of the gods.
• Dip whoever passed it to me low, kissing them deeply and passionately.
• Call the cops. How dare you make me answer a weed question. Fuckin' stoner.
• Take a huge hit, but fail to actually inhale any of it.
• Pass it to the person next to me. *Someone* has to be sober.
• Take the world's longest hit, then slam the bong directly into the ground, shattering it instantly, all while whooping and hollering like a rabid ape.
• Take a huge hit, using the resulting cloud as a smokescreen to effectively escape with the bong.

3) You are searching the internet for a specific program you want, which happens to be pretty expensive. How do you acquire said program?

• From the developer/distributor's official site, all while subscribing/paying in full.
• Scroll through abandonware sites and cross my fingers someone knows/remembers what it even is.
• Flip through some trusted torrent seeders. No way is this worth the money/subscription.
• I'll just ask one of my tech-savvy buddies if they have it already so they can forward me the files.
• Google "(program) free no download (current year) working" and click the first link.
• Scan a QR code I found being passed around on my social media of choice. Seems legit.
• Download the trial and use it as much as possible before the period runs out.
• Crack it myself, then toss it onto the internet for the world to enjoy.
• Give up. My web smarts are pretty rusty and/or I'm dizzy from how hard it is to download a single program these days.

4) If you had to choose, what would you say your 'dream job' is?

• My 'dream' is to not HAVE to have a 'job.'
• Something I'm good at, regardless if I personally like it or not.
• Whatever pays the bills.
• Something that I love, like a hobby or something else I have a deep passion for.
• I don't care, as long as I can still spend time with friends/family.
• Something stable & secure.
• Something easy, but not mind-numbingly boring.
• I'll take whatever, as long as I get along with my coworkers.
• Something that works well with my abilities, or lackthereof.

5) You've been invited to a costume party. What are you wearing?

• Something from home that I put a lot of time and effort into.
• Something that I wore already- they don't frown on recycled looks, do they?
• A celebrity or political figure, bonus points if I reference their tragic death.
• A character from a popular TV show/movie. I want to be recognized for my good taste.
• A character from a niche TV show/movie that only one other person will recognize, if anyone.
• Something with a sexy counterpart, like a nun or a healthcare worker or a horror movie villain.
• Matching costumes with my friends/partner.
• I'll just wear my regular clothes, I'm not super into the costumes.
• I don't do parties, I'll make up an excuse not to go.

6) FMK: PewDiePie, JonTron, Projared. Your answers are legally binding.

• I don't know any of these people.
• Why are you like this.
• I'm not answering this.
• How is this legally binding, anyway?
• I would rather relive the Asagao Academy fandom's peak than justify this with an answer.
• Wait, JonTron is still making videos? In fucking 2022?
• They ALL are????
• I'm so glad this is almost over.
• Marrying ProJared so I can divorce him as well.

7) OK, OK. Sorry for that last question. What's your favorite color of the ones listed?

• Red.
• Orange.
• Yellow.
• Green.
• Blue.
• Purple.
• Pink.
• Rainbow/Can't decide.
• Black/White.

8) You're given the opportunity to travel anywhere for a week, all expenses paid and extra guests optional. Where do you go?

• A private beach, to soak in the sun and enjoy the waves.
• A big city, to hunt down the best hangout spots and lose myself in the sea of people.
• A friend/family member I haven't seen in ages, to make up for lost time.
• A quiet mountain town, to get cozy in my winterwear and enjoy the fresh air.
• A lush forest, to explore the walking trails and get closer to the wildlife.
• A sprawling desert, to bask in the sunsets and brush up on your campfire cooking.
• Doesn't matter, as long as I can bring back the perfect souvenirs for everyone.
• Doesn't matter, as long as everyone has a good time.
• Screw that, I'm staying home- catching up on sleep, indulging hobbies..

9) You've just been given the news that you're being let go from your current job. How do you respond?

• What?! But you need me! Good luck finding someone to fill my shoes..!
• Kill yourself in front of your superiors to irreversibly alter the course of their lives.
• You can't fire me, I already quit!
• Walk out slowly with your stuff in your little cardboard box, turning to face your boss every so often as a single tear falls from your eye...
• Celebrate, as your efforts in slowly worsening your workplace have finally paid off.
• Act torn up on the outside, when secretly you're thankful.
• Act thankful on the outside, when secretly you're torn up.
• I'm unemployed/don't care to answer.
• Keep showing up to work regardless. If they kick you out, you can just get your coworkers to help you sue for mistreatment.

10) Which of these social media do you despise the most? Regardless if you personally use it.

• Tik Tok
• Tumblr
• Twitter
• Snapchat
• Youtube
• Reddit
• Facebook
• Grindr (homophobic.)
• Instagram

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